Snot ChocolateA collection of short stories in the popular style of Morris Gleitzman's Give Peas a Chance and Pizza Cake except, of course, even funnier! STORIES THAT DIG DEEP! Stop your mum picking her nose read the secret diary of a dog catch a bus and then let it go discover how one slice of toast can make you the most popular person in school start wearing a crown and give up eating pig nostril gruel use a wrecking ball to defeat a bully show your big sister
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